Found my purse under the mattress...

So Friday night we went downtown Cedarburg. A great time........but here the story begins on the call of bar time. Chris says he is getting my coat....I think "how nice"....I then turn around and Chris has bolted out the door in my warm winter coat. So Jeff being a gentleman gives me his North Face. We walk....lose Chris and split up into two groups to walk two different ways to see if we can find Chris. (I give Jeff back his North Face telling him my purse is zipped up in the pocket. We speedwalk back to the house to find Chris already home. (I walk Payton then head to bed.) Jeff's group of him and Bobby reach the house sometime after this.....the next morning I wake up and my purse is MIA!!! I don't freak out...worse case scenario I am out a twenty dollar bill, a drivers license, and my phone. Only later do I remember my camera is in the purse....and that losing my phone means losing ALL MY NUMBERS!....anyway everyone pitches in to search (thank you everyone) we do not find it.....jeff remembers Bobby complaining about it beeping on the way home near the house. So.......we think its somewhere in the house...of course it is dead so calling does no good.....Anyway....at the end of the day I decide that I will go room by room just one more time.....for some reason I life the mattress because jeff says he thought he threw my purse at me when he got home because he was mad I was sleeping already while he was walking home....haha AND UNDER THE MATTRESS I FOUND MY PURSE.....how it got there is beyond me...but I was overjoyed at finding it . (Jeff said that since it was found I was then in trouble for the five slaps I gave him at the bar.....which BTW I now know why Sam finds slapping so much fun....)
Lastly, I would like to say that I dislike Donald Trump, but watching everyone diss on Blago is HILARIOUS!
love, me